Jason Collier is a bad, bad boy with the time management skills of a god.
He was Police Chief of Stinnett, married with children, and juggling at least three girlfriends on the side. In January 2021, one of his girlfriends found out about his adulterous ways and exposed him on the police department's Facebook page. Pandemonium ensued and Jason Collier's antics made headlines across the globe (seriously).
Needless to say, Jason Collier and his coffeemakers have become a part of our local lore, for better or worse.