We have all thought about winning millions of dollars and what we would spend it on, of course we envision sports cars, diamonds and fancy houses and exotic getaways. Well we aren’t giving away millions, but we are giving away thousands. Here are some things that could seem like you spent millions on, but only spent a thousand dollars from Brooke and Jubals Workday Payday. Here we go:

With a thousand dollars you could rent a fancy car for a day, like a Bentley, or a Ferrari and have enough money to roll up to a Sod Poodles game and get some hot dogs and beer.

With a thousand dollars you could fly you and your bestie to Las Vegas for the weekend and hit the shows and have spending money left for that Michael Kors purse that’s on sale at Burlington.

With a thousand dollars you could order those Christian Louboutin red sole pumps from Neiman Marcus and have enough left over for a nice dinner out for two. At any drive through.

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With a thousand dollars you could hire a personal hairdresser to do your hair in the comfort of your own home. When the Stylist isn’t booked up at the mortuary of course.

With a thousand dollars you could put in a new grill. In your mouth like Post Malone did. Or one in the back yard.

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For a thousand dollars you could go to the tropics in the form of a large tropical fish tank. Or get about 500 Filet-O-Fish sandwiches for your neighborhood.

For a thousand dollars you could hire a Butler for two weeks, or the kid down the street to mow your lawn for nearly life.

For a thousand dollars you could rent a motor home and visit relatives during the Holidays, watch their Christmas tree burn up then dump waste water down the sewer and blow up the neighborhood.

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For a thousand dollars you could have a professional clown with a dog and pony show entertain the neighborhood kids. Or donate the money to your favorite political party for the same show.

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For a thousand dollars you could replace that one thing in the house that needs the doohickey fixed so it doesn’t make that sound anymore.

For a thousand dollars you could go skydiving and also put a down payment on a cemetery plot.

For a thousand dollars you could put a better couch our refrigerator for the front porch or lawn.

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Well as you can see there are many things that you could get for a thousand dollars and still feel like a million.

Personally, I’d just make bad decisions and end up on the news. Just like all those other millionaire’s we see all the time acting badly.