Awful Video Resume Is Guaranteed Not to Get This Guy a Job

Having a good resume is a key to landing a good job. Then, there's this.

This fella thought it'd be smart to make a video resume. Instead of actual, tangible skills which produced equally tangible results, he decided to list the types of things a high schooler with no experience may boast when trying to score a part-time gig at BK.

Bragging that you managed a Little League team that failed to finish .500 and that you wake up each day without the aid of an alarm clock will not put you on the fast track to CEO anywhere.

Then again, what do you expect when the video is called 'A Sad Man Looks for a Job?'

If he's looking for the right way to put a video resume together, may we recommend he follow the lead of one Barney Stinson?