Every week, we feature some personal ads from Craigslist. Most of the time, it's Men looking for Women.  Why is that?  Because men are stupid.  Here's some of the best from this week. These are not edited for spelling/grammar, but they are edited for profane content. 

affair (amarillo)

body : average height : 6'3" (190cm) status : married

age: 32

real nice...douchebag with weather forecast...Kenny)

Older Gentleman Seeking an Eager Young Lady (Dumas and Amarillo)

What I've learned is Phenomenal.

I've tried one on one sharing and teaching, seems Americans are Arrogant and Blind to the Truth.

This is in Everything, I'm amazed at how Narrow Minded Americans are.

My wife was asian and I had 2 kids with her, I had to tutor them at home as the Public School system in usa sucks. My kids went on to win honors.

Kids are restricted in Learning as that's the way it's always been.

This stuff is easy to Learn, I'm talking about Sexuality, Spirituality and Learning.

All ya have to do is have an Open Mind, I'll teach you how to Explore and Participate

in the Awesome world around you, and to teach your kids.

Let's chat. (
thanks professor or should I say Perv)

what's wrong with me!!!!? (ama)

body art : yes body : athletic height : 5'8" (172cm) weight : 175 ethnicity : latino status : single

I don't know exactly how this works but right now it's as if this my only option or last hope, but I'm a sane guy just looking for a companion someone who isn't bout looks first. I understand that U have to b attracted to someone In order to build a good foundation for whatever happens later. and like me I'm sure you're sceptical bout replying. You should b especially because I didn't post a pic, but if u reply I promise I will respond with my pic. I'm not good looking but i don't feel im ugly. I am a single dad have two great kids who are my heart. I don't smoke rarely drink. but do kno how to party. I love to laugh am quite the jokester and to b honest I think I'm am an awesome person. jus sayn. I kno I didn't say a lot or said too much. but only way u will get to kno me is outside of here, so email me and then we will go from there. (You forgot to add 'must love abbreviations)

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