Here's a look at some Craigslist Personal Ads Amarillo men have posted in order to find a mate.  These are not edited for grammar or spelling, but they are edited for profanity/sexually explicit material. 

Metal (Amarillo)

Any rocker chicks out there that would be interested in going to a kick ass concert next month in the Dallas area? I'll sport money for tickets, gas, & hotel just want to go to this show and it would be much more fun with someone to go along that enjoys some good metal. It would be a midweek trip. Message me for details if you are interested in going. (If he just wants someone to go with him, why is he specifically looking for a woman? He's expecting you to give it up!)

Are you home alone today? (amarillo)

I'm looking for a friend who can be super cool, chill, and discreet about some little side fun on those days you just need that special attention.

I don't want drama...

I just want a friend who understands that some days, you just need to let lose. A friend that is SUPER sexy, works out, and knows what a real FWB is like. You're attached.. I'm attached... and that's cool.

About me? I work out, I'm easy going, Most say I'm sexy, but all say I can hit it right.

Send me a pic and we can talk... but I'm very picky and I hope you are too. Reply with the name of your gym so I know you're real. (What a tool!)

Classy freak

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