Dude!  This is AWESOME!  It's like real life Harry Potter!  In the Iraq War, the US military utilized this invisible cloak cloth to literally be invisible!  This truly gave us an upper hand in the war!  Aside from all that, this is just the coolest freaking thing I've ever seen!

NATO used this in the Iraq War and while this has got to be the coolest thing in the world, I would hate to misplace it!  If you lose this, it will be a pain in the ass to find that's FASHO!

It's time for this DJ to start doing some digging and find out if I can buy one and then prank the hell out of Tommy the Hacker with it!  Then again, I don't have millions of dollars to just go wasting on something to use for pranks.  One day I'll be rich, and then, I'll be a proud owner of one of these!