Stupid News ‘Man Gets Arrested Sor Stuffing Ribs Down His Pants’

Okay I'm guilty of getting caught stealing something dumb.How about a hot pocket, yes that happened on my 15th birthday me and my cousin walked to the store that night to get some junk food.Well I  really wanted that hot pocket and did not have enough money for it so it accidently jumped into my pocket.As we check out heart beating fast with my eyes locked on to the front doors for a safe escapen until I feel the hand on my shoulder and the words Can You Please Follow Me Upstairs! Haha caught had to call my mother who was pissed! Never again. Now I dont know why this guy would commit the same crime twice!

Liz Kelly Nelson from Zap2it .comsays:

File this under "stupid criminals." A Carlisle, Pa., man is in police custody after trying to steal a rack of ribs by stuffing them down his pants.

According to The Sentinel, Donald Noone, 65, was highly intoxicated when he entered a Giant grocery store and tried to shove $20.48 worth of meat down his pants.

But this wasn't Noone's first brush with the law -- or with ribs. He was also detained by police in May for trying to do the same thing with $13.34 worth of meat.

He was charged with retail theft and public drunkenness and, as far as we know, has not yet been able to satisfy his cravings for ribs.

Have you ever been caught red handed stealing something so stupid?