Popeye looks like the class nerd compared to this guy.

This dude in Brazil is so obsessed with looking buff he's taken a cocktail of all sorts of drugs to give him bigger guns than his country's army probably has in its artillery.

He doesn't appear to be apologetic, either, despite knowing the risks associated with making his arms looks like basketballs. "If I get ill, I don't know, if my arm bursts, then I will go to the doctor and get an operation." Obviously, the drugs he's taking are not doing anything to sharpen his mind.

He also had a friend who died from the same type of behavior, further proving that, while he may be the biggest bulb, he's definitely not the brightest.

And here you were all these years thinking Alex Rodriguez was a buffoon for his use of PEDs.

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